Woopsie

plate: MOUSEGRL

Customer: I'm a girl and i love mice

DMV: THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT TOOK ONE SINGLE WORD TO TURN IT HORNY. COULDA BEEN A NORMAL CUTE LICENSE PLATE. COULDA TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD & CONJURED A DELIGHTFUL IMAGE OF A MOUSE DRIVING A LITTLE CAR. BUT YOU HAD TO SAY "MOUSEGIRL" AND NOT "MOUSE." DON'T PRETEND THIS ISN'T WHAT'S GOING ON EITHER I KNOW THE SCORE I KNOW WHAT'S UP. I'M FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF SEMANTIC TRICK. YOU WANT TO FUCK DOWN ON AN ANIME GIRL WITH CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A RODENT AND EVERYONE'S GOTTA KNOW.

Verdict: DENIED

vanilla extract girl . btw

"Long-term nuclear waste warning messages are communication attempts intended to deter human intrusion at nuclear waste repositories in the far future, within or above the order of magnitude of 10,000 years. Nuclear semiotics is an interdisciplinary field of research, first done by the American Human Interference Task Force in 1981."

IMPORTANT NUMBER: 10,000

SPLATOON HAPPENS 12,000 YEARS AFTER 2015 AND THESE THINGS COULD PROBABLY WITHSTAND A COUPLE THOUSAND MORE YEARS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AUUUUUAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!! DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!! SPLATOONS SO CLEVER!!!!!!!!

the mind palace

all i can think of him is him working on his shitty little macbook in splatoon 2. bro. you're rich now working in coffee shops you absolute starbucks drinking ass milennial why are you back doing back alley deals. huh? financial crisis? squid stocks down too low? fucker?

hold on. spyke got rich in splatoon 2 shown here

"This looks like a get-rich-quick scheme by some shady guy with crazy hair. "I made a cool 10 million G in a year by just sitting around! Ask me how! Do people really fall for this bilge?"

Note. computer gives money. theres a red line pointing towards trees. theres no real explanation for it but it could be crypto. sea snail nfts. burning trees to mint them on the block chain. bro got into crypto and it crashed.

I been hacked.
all my snails gone. this just sold please help me

quart

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

she looks soooo lesbian flag here

Man, I’m kind of bummed out that the best resources for deer anatomy and body language are all on hunting sites. I mean, it makes sense, but it’s still kind of disorienting to be reading along and then have a description end with like, “…so if you see the buck’s ears do that, stay still and keep your gear from making noise”. I’m not crouching in the grass with a compound bow, I’m just an artist! I just want to draw a bunch of fake fictional deer and deer-adjacent creatures, not put on some forest camo and hunt me a Big Antler Boy or w/e in real life!! 

Yeesh, I bet I’m going to get targeted ads about hunting equipment now. Just another way that the Research Struggle can be really real sometimes.

Here are amazing deer skeletal references by Rico LeBrun! They were created during production of Disney’s Bambi, to help aid the artists.

The link to download the images in their full glory:

http://www.michaelspornanimation.com/splog/?p=1548

Oh whoa, thank you so much!! This is awesome. I’ve seen some of these drawings before, but never the full set!

Edit: oh wow I just looked at the URL and it’s.. hmm. Hmmmmmmmm

Unsure.jpeg but thanks for the images in the post

@c-rowlesblogs it’s OK, we’re gonna be OK

Oh my god

splatoon

i saw a funny reel on insta

This pictures making me like launch a burp across the room